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Wolverine, Gambit, Rogue to Herald Class of X: Professor X Has Serious Problems with Handicap Accessibility

In rather Xciting, Xtreme, Xoticizing-the-mutant-other news, the entire 2006 graduating class of Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters in Salem ...

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Love Notes To The Class of 2010 From Your Friends in 2009

Letters to you (yes, you, prefrosh) from Ted Feldman and Andrew Bean ’09.

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What Should I Major in at Wesleyan?

By this point, you've already seen enough of Wesleyan to know that it's the fucking best. I don't know why ...

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Editors’ Note

Wesfest is this weekend. This issue comes out on Tuesday. An entire issue dedicated to prefrosh, but none of them ...

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A Dispatch from Steve “Thesis Carrel 417” Aubrey

Things I Would Rather Talk About Than My Thesis and Things I Would Rather Talk About than Graduating and Having ...

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AmperGuide to Pretending You’re Writing a Thesis (When in Fact You’re a Sophomore Just Trying to Nail Seniors)

If you're anything like me— of Polish descent— you've become a bit depressed recently with the dearth of parties, ragers, ...

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Editors’ Note: Is Getting So Wasted on Thursday!

The conditions were far from ideal on a blustery Saturday at Tufts, but the Wesleyan track and field team put ...

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Underclassmen Like to Complain, Too: A Housing Report

While seniors are busy finishing their theses, everyone else has their mind on something that is actually important, or at ...

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CELEBRITY THESIS NOTES RELEASED: Liam Neeson Edition

At a press conference Monday, the Wesleyan Film Studies department released notes belonging to film major Liam Neeson ’74. The ...

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Douchebag Senior with Douchebag Thesis Idea to Blame for Plagues

The case has been solved. The people need not fear anymore. The villain has been caught. The plagues have been ...