The Truth About Senior Week
The real schedule of events.
Ampersand
Kate Brown’s plans for senior week and proclamation of love for Marc Sommers
I, Kate Brown, will tell you the truth about what I’m doing during Senior Week. My housemate Sarah and I ...
Everybody’s Leaving Me: An AmperFamily Eulogy
I didn't learn anything my freshman year and I can't even begin to imagine how hard I will party with ...
All Hail King (Editor) Gelman: Ampersand Now Officially Girl-Less
Do you hear that? Listen closely, faithful followers, can you hear it? That distant bell toll from far off Argus ...
AmperSeniors Graduate: Don’t Cry, They’re Going to a Better Place
So what’s happening to Kate Brown, Johann Patlak, and Stephen Aubrey?
Bennet Wusses Out: Leaves Super-Speed Issue Unresolved
Wesleyan University President Doug Bennet announced his impending retirement from the world of academia Wednesday, leaving a number of the ...
Last Ditch List-O-Rama!!!
Fun things to do during commencement? The funniest Ampersand lists of all time? Things that are harder to do once ...
AmperObituaries
The end of the semester is generally known for great weather, flowers blossoming, breakups, and devil-may-care attitudes towards drunken hookups. ...
Senior Dumps Professor for Lobster; Lobster to Broken-Hearted Prof: “Snip snip snip”
Scandal rocked Wesleyan Saturday when word got out from this guy at a party that Alexis Hardslab '06 had ended ...
Editors’ Note (is for lovers but only when drunk)
Look outside, Eric, animals are putting their dicks in each other! Horses have their periods. And you have a boner! ...