News from the Future: April 12th, 2009… Midge Bennet Overstays Welcome at Usdan Center
"We hope to be invited to Wesleyan performances and lectures and sporting events and to lunch at the new Usdan ...
Ampersand
What I Learned Freshman Year
From classes, friends, the Ampersand, and Wesleyan.
The Truth About Senior Week
The real schedule of events.
Kate Brown’s plans for senior week and proclamation of love for Marc Sommers
I, Kate Brown, will tell you the truth about what I’m doing during Senior Week. My housemate Sarah and I ...
Everybody’s Leaving Me: An AmperFamily Eulogy
I didn't learn anything my freshman year and I can't even begin to imagine how hard I will party with ...
All Hail King (Editor) Gelman: Ampersand Now Officially Girl-Less
Do you hear that? Listen closely, faithful followers, can you hear it? That distant bell toll from far off Argus ...
AmperSeniors Graduate: Don’t Cry, They’re Going to a Better Place
So what’s happening to Kate Brown, Johann Patlak, and Stephen Aubrey?
Senior Dumps Professor for Lobster; Lobster to Broken-Hearted Prof: “Snip snip snip”
Scandal rocked Wesleyan Saturday when word got out from this guy at a party that Alexis Hardslab '06 had ended ...
Editors’ Note (is for lovers but only when drunk)
Look outside, Eric, animals are putting their dicks in each other! Horses have their periods. And you have a boner! ...