News from the Future: April 12th, 2009… Midge Bennet Overstays Welcome at Usdan Center
"We hope to be invited to Wesleyan performances and lectures and sporting events and to lunch at the new Usdan ...
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Editors’ Note
is going to live with a nice family on a farm
Class of ’36 Expects Spirited Reunion
The four surviving members of Wesleyan's class of 1936 are looking forward to what will surely be a joyous and ...
Andrew W.K. Cancels Spring Fling Plans Student Body “Not Partying Hard Enough”
The Social Committee of the WSA announced Monday that Andrew W.K., scheduled to appear at this year's Spring Fling party, ...
Last Ditch List-O-Rama!!!
Fun things to do during commencement? The funniest Ampersand lists of all time? Things that are harder to do once ...
Bennet Wusses Out: Leaves Super-Speed Issue Unresolved
Wesleyan University President Doug Bennet announced his impending retirement from the world of academia Wednesday, leaving a number of the ...
AmperSeniors Graduate: Don’t Cry, They’re Going to a Better Place
So what’s happening to Kate Brown, Johann Patlak, and Stephen Aubrey?
AmperObituaries
The end of the semester is generally known for great weather, flowers blossoming, breakups, and devil-may-care attitudes towards drunken hookups. ...
What I’ve Learned About Girls At College: Freshmen Give Us All Some Mating Season Advice
Dan Cerruti and Andrew Bean tell us how to get laid.