Benedict XVI Popens for Immortal Technique
Last Friday, Wesleyan was treated to a night of socially thought-provoking lyricism at Psi Upsilon. The concert featured underground hip-hop ...
Ampersand
Papal Cables Vatican’t Get the Job Done
Students were shocked Friday to discover that Wesleyan's Information Technology Services (ITS) was not to blame for their faulty internet ...
Catholic Church gets surprise makeover
The Catholic Church thinks that it's time for a change. The recent International Census showed that Catholicism has lost its ...
News briefs
POPE INTERVENES ON BEHALF OF EVAN CARP “He was right on with his remarks about the Muslims,” says Pope. BRODY ...
Editors’ Note, ’10
Platform: Being seminally humorous; annoying hippies and activists; high-double digit-wieners; impressive understanding of all things you don't get; old-timey measurement ...
Editors’ Note: Remarkably Plentiful
Please, if you have not already, look up and to the right and read our title header above the big ...
Terquasquicentennial Fever Ravages Wesleyan
May 26th, 2006 marked the beginning of Wesleyan's yearlong celebration of its 175th anniversary. Yes, it's hard to believe that ...
Do Frosh Have Feelings? Tender Perspectives
One of the best things about being a sophomore is that I now have basic human rights. As we all ...
Threesomes: Not Actually that Great
Word on the street is that sixty-six freshmen have been forced into triples in the Butts. The reason is some ...
Ted Feldman’s guide to wearing hats at Wesleyan
Rule #1: Always wear a hat. It's very important that you always have a hat or some other sort of ...