Catholic Church gets surprise makeover
The Catholic Church thinks that it's time for a change. The recent International Census showed that Catholicism has lost its ...
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Papal Cables Vatican’t Get the Job Done
Students were shocked Friday to discover that Wesleyan's Information Technology Services (ITS) was not to blame for their faulty internet ...
Benedict XVI Popens for Immortal Technique
Last Friday, Wesleyan was treated to a night of socially thought-provoking lyricism at Psi Upsilon. The concert featured underground hip-hop ...
Editors’ Note: Pope-pourri for 100
For reasons not entirely clear to us, this issue ended up being entirely Pope-themed. We had nothing to do with ...
Editors’ Note, ’10
Platform: Being seminally humorous; annoying hippies and activists; high-double digit-wieners; impressive understanding of all things you don't get; old-timey measurement ...
Editors’ Note: Remarkably Plentiful
Please, if you have not already, look up and to the right and read our title header above the big ...
Threesomes: Not Actually that Great
Word on the street is that sixty-six freshmen have been forced into triples in the Butts. The reason is some ...
Do Frosh Have Feelings? Tender Perspectives
One of the best things about being a sophomore is that I now have basic human rights. As we all ...
Terquasquicentennial Fever Ravages Wesleyan
May 26th, 2006 marked the beginning of Wesleyan's yearlong celebration of its 175th anniversary. Yes, it's hard to believe that ...
Let’s get awk-tarded in here: How to be awkward at Wesleyan
So, Einstein, you've finally made it to college, where some of the country's brightest minds gather in one intellectual nirvana ...