Gabe Lezra
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Ezekiel 25-17.
Deuteronomy 4:4: Gimbel on Park51 (The “Ground Zero Mosque”): If You Are a Dreamer, Come In
Blargus • September 5 • Gabe Lezra
Welcome to Wesleyan, Freshman
Blargus • August 30 • Gabe Lezra
Kennedy Odede ’12, on “Slum Tourism” for New York Times
Blargus • August 10 • Gabe Lezra
FIFA are a Sniveling, Pathetic Bunch of Cowards; Or, North Korea, Torture, and the Hypocrisy of the Federation
Blargus • August 5 • Gabe Lezra
The Color of Pentagons, or Everything you Wanted to Know about Magic: the Gathering, but were Afraid to Ask
Blargus • August 5 • Gabe Lezra
THE SUPER-DUPER UNIQUE BLARGUS-ONLY FEATURE: WHAT THE USA SOCCER TEAM WOULD LOOK LIKE IF THERE WERE NO OTHER SPORTS IN AMERICA (ACCORDING TO GABE LEZRA)
Blargus • July 29 • Gabe Lezra
Deuteronomy 4:4 –“The Midnight Train to Yiddishland, or Why Human Culture is Important to God”
Blargus • July 28 • Gabe Lezra
The Great Captains, Or Derek Jeter and the Inevitable March of Time
Blargus • July 28 • Gabe Lezra
The Miami “Galácticos?”
Blargus • July 21 • Gabe Lezra