Welcome home, oh ye who have been abroad. But don’t worry, last semester’s Ampersand sucked. You didn’t miss much. But since you’re still in that stunned-bunny phase of your Wes return, the Amper is going to take this opportunity to make all of our jokes at your expense. It’s not just that we go for the easy targets (Hi, Emanuel!), but rather that we strive for a timely and informative humor cocktail to please the senses while tickling the intellect. Yes, friend, the Ampersand went highbrow while you were abroad. Expect opera reviews, gallery openings, and “Geo. Chaucer’s Humoure Tidings.”
Also poop jokes, and Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U Been Gone.” Because, you know, you been gone. We would also like to say to all of our personal friends who have returned from abroad: we’re not talking about you, of course.
I missed you baby,
Katie and Nat
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