My dearest fellow students,
Really, it’s bad enough that you’re stealing candy from the bulk bins at Weshop, but the reason I feel the need to take a stand is because you are using your hands. If you want to scoop some sour watermelons up in the provided scooper and drop them into your sweaty little palms, that’s one thing. But I just saw a pair of you reaching into the bins and grabbing handfuls while your hands touched all the other candy-hands that I then witnessed wiping a nose unsheathed. Gross. I hope you’re not a bio major, pink hat girl, because your sterile method sucks.
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