It’s finally spring, which means love is in the air. Alright kids, it’s time that we have a talk. The talk. You know, about the birds and the bees? I’m not sure what your parents or middle school gym teacher told you. But I’ll set the record straight because they were wrong. Birds and Bees? That’s fucked. I don’t have any problem with bees and bees, or two boy bees, or two girl bees, or a green bees and a pink bee but let’s keep this intraspecies. Birds and bees? That’s just not natural.
Play safe,
Brendan
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