Daylight losings

This Wespeak is directed to the campus at large as a cautionary tale in poor deductive logic.

Federally sponsored sleep deprivation is nothing new. Spanning the time since the infamous Act of March 19, 1918 until the present day, the American congress has been depriving its citizens of their right, as one special woman said, “to save their own goddamn daytime hours.”

But that doesn’t mean we can’t do something to change that.

Write a letter to your senator urging the revocation of this unjust act of government.

Sleep deprivation is institutionalized violence.

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