We’ll only serve whitefish. No lox, no gefilte fish, not even any Swedish fish. And no blowfish. So it’s a homophobic restaurant, too. But don’t worry; we’ll serve you lots of carp and pike. Roasted.
Editors’ note to open racist seafood restaurant
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