Anna Mendes, you’ve got mail

Dear Anna,

I’m writing you this letter in the most obvious place I can, because I know you’re not checking your mail. Yes, I am your boxmate and here it is: you’ve got mail. Lots of it. And it’s making all of my mail get really squished. I could just trash all your fliers and postcards from the CFA and whatnot, but I care about your right to be informed. Please, pick up your mail Anna, you’re missing so many great events.

Sincerely,
Your boxmate

P.S. Darren Moodie 2006, I didn’t appreciate your boxmateness enough.

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