Editors’ Note: An incoming student’s guide to Editors’ Notes

College is really confusing, so we made you these helpful guides to get you through your first weeks here. If you need additional help, and are a sexy girl frosh with boobies, come to the Argus office, dressed like a Vietnam veteran, at 1 AM on Saturday night. Bring jim hats.

Grab your ankles,
Nat and Gelman