Great moments in fecal-oral transmission

10. The words to the Mr. Hanky theme

9. Baby Ruths

8. Somewhere behind Cheney’s vocal cords

7. Alex Gelman’s seed

6. April Fool’s jokes

5. Women’s Crew abandons ship on the Connecticut

4. Cardiorectal Resuscitation

3. The misdirected blowjob surprise

2. How Mel Gibson will be tortured in his new film

1. Gastroenteritis, the new rheumatism