JESUS
– Jewish
– Carpenter
– Sometimes portrayed as a brunette
– Often pictured with facial or other body hair
– Wore sandals
– Turned water into wine
– Ambiguous sex life
– Hung out with sinners
– Father was god
– “What Would Jesus Do?”
– In “The Good Book”
– Gave the Sermon on the Mount
DEVRA
– Jewish
– I assembled some wooden shelves from Ikea
– Sometimes a brunette
– Let’s just say there’s some waxing and bleaching involved…
– I like sandals
– Drinks wine like it’s water
– Ambiguous sex life
– Hangs out with college students
– My dad’s a lawyer
– I often ask myself what to do
– Reads good books
– I once told someone that I liked to be mounted.
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