All of this talk of the Moslem hordes and their barbarous violence seems, in my mind, to ignore the far more pressing issue facing civility – I am speaking, of course, of the brutal and promiscuous ways of the Austro-Aboriginal Man.
Having recently returned from Queensland, I regret to inform those supporters of morality and civilization that despite centuries of our efforts, we’ve yet to guide these primitives out of their savagery. Many a time in my experience abroad have I seen the bloody scarification rituals, the hedonistic corroborees where men take others’ wives as their own, with no regard among the natives for the words of state or even almighty God as they persist in their sinful practices. Even within the cities, those taken from the primordial outback wastes and delivered into modernity belie the decency of their Western clothing and dwellings by propagating violence, crime, and unrestrained sexuality.
And yet, still I hear those puzzling whines on behalf of the radical left, calling for justice for the Aboriginal Man in the wake of abuses enacted upon them by the more civilized cultures! Truly, this is an absurdity, for is it not the Aboriginal who rejected the altruism of the White Man to persist in his desert squalor? Is it not the Aboriginal, hot-headed in his primitiveness, who riots within the streets of Burke and strikes down the police who attempt to enforce justice? Indeed, is it not the Aboriginal who spits upon the floor, utters curses and blasphemy to White passers-by and thieves from storefronts, like a vile animal scavenging a carcass? Certainly, it is, and it is with the Aboriginal Man—not the good works of White men—that just criticism rightly remains.
It is then my sincere hope that men of honor, of justice, and of moral fortitude will agree that it is upon the savage that they must fix their unblinking eye.
Wait…what year is it? 2006? Fuck…I forgot this “White Man’s Burden” shit doesn’t fly anymore. Sorry, guys.



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