I would like to take a minute to respond to Devra “Look at my boobs!” Lobel’s article, “Release the Breasts!” published in a recent edition of the Argus (Ampersand, Jan. 27, 2004). As someone who has in fact looked at her boobs, I can attest to the fact that she has a nice rack. However, Devra’s modesty is astounding. While she references her breasts 33 times, not once in the article does she allude to her fine ass. Devra, did you ever consider that students in Olin aren’t looking at your breasts because they’re taking in your bootylicious rear? While it may be too cold to wear your tank tops, you still have one great asset left. To everyone in Devra’s position, I have two words for you—hot pants.
Please shake your butt, Miss Devra
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