What to do with that last week before break? Do you work hard, so you can spend the next two weeks feeling fulfilled? Or do you slack off, assuming that you can finish anything you don’t get done during break? These are the difficult problems that the college students of today grapple with. We suggest not doing any work, and then feeling fulfilled about that fact.
Having used the Oscars as a trial run, the Ampersand has decided to broadcast with a five second delay from now on. This will give our censors a chance to block possibly offensive material before it reaches our audience.
Fuck you, motherfuckers!
Congratulations to Peter Jackson and Dick Gephardt, who we are confident will sweep Super Tuesday.
-Sascha and Johann
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