Who ARE you?

So who’s been sending me the anonymous letters?

The first one was pretty cute. The Flannery O’Connor reference tells me that you’re a literary type. The pirate map format suggests creativity (the burnt edges especially). These are good things. But I still have no idea who you are.

Your clues have been ambiguous. I know you speak Hebrew (though not very well, according to a translator). I’m guessing we’ve had a conversation at some point. I’m hoping that you’re not dangerous. Who are you?

More importantly, where have you been this past week? Too busy to keep up a unilateral correspondence? I was flattered by your interest, and I am equally offended by your neglect.

I find you charmingly enigmatic, and I look forward to your next letter.

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