5. “Stairway to Heaven” (Zep)
It’s eight minutes long to begin with, but he finds a way to make so so much longer.
4. Anything/Everything by The Shins
This stuff totally changed his life man. Now listen to him express it.
3. “In The Aeroplane Over The Sea” (Neutral Milk Hotel)
The sick, sad thing is that he actually thinks he’s cool for playing hip, alternative songs on his fucking guitar. Sure we like the original, but plodding through it on your fucking guitar is no better than languidly strumming through “Wonderwall.”
2. “Wonderwall” (Oasis)
Oh woops. Nothing compares to the horror of languidly strumming through “Wonderwall.” Except maybe….
1. “I’m Yours” (Jason Mraz)
Oh no you’re not. Or if you are, stop right now.
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