Webster’s dictionary defines the word “sport” as a thing that people do when they’re bored. A couple of days ago, someone realized that this includes murder, which is fucking crazy. Anyway a shitload of people started killing fools. Shit was crazy. I mean like literally crazy. And there was a point system too, I think, I don’t recall the particulars because I’m drunk and I don’t care about anything. But yeah, so what was I talking about? Oh yeah, murder is a sport now. Like hockey but without all the boring shit. Here are other things are boring:
– Movies about hockey
– Pictures of people playing hockey
– Pictures of stuff in general
And there’s some other shit but I don’t feel like telling you right now. Damn, I’m kind of tired. You get the point. Murder is a sport now and it’s nuts.
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