Gerald Ford
Alignment: Lawful Good
Treasure: none
Armor Class: 7
Movement: 12
Hit Points: 1d8 + 2
Damage per Attack: per weapon or 1d6 per fists
XP value: 420
Jimmy Carter
Strengths
•created Department of Education
•human flesh over metal exoskeleton
•solving Middle East peace crisises
•peanut farming
Weaknesses
•hostage negotiation
•sometimes does not get jokes in The New Yorker cartoons
•friends with Walter Mondale
JPII
Special Powers
•pimped out Popemobile
•ability to move things with mind
•divine will of God the Creator
•knows what the H in “Jesus H. Christ” stands for
•looks good in hats
•icy breath
Rehnquist
Has charmed critics and hippies alike with his jangly acoustic songs about drowned brothers, spiteful lovers, and other touching fare. (Town Hall, 123 W. 43rd St. 212-840-2824. April 25-27 at 8).
Terry Schiavo
Has been training for this event for 15 years.
Cornish
A bad enough dude to save the president.
Gorbachev
4 beets
2 onions
1 carrot
red or green cabbage
beet greens
cider vinegar or brown rice vinegar
salt, if desired
Fidel Castro
2004 Season
G: 152
AB: 568
R: 108
H: 175
RBI: 130
SB: 2
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