All About the Girls I Had Sex With

So for Throw In On The Ground Day, I threw an apple. I threw it at the ground. I tried to throw it pretty hard. Maybe I should throw another one. When it hit the ground, it exploded. It was kind of cool. There were apple pieces on the ground. It was a green apple. It still is, but I don’t know where it is now. Some of the pieces hit the shoes of this guy walking by. So that was cool. The apple broke because I threw it on the ground. Actually it wasn’t cool because I thought the guy might get mad. But he didn’t. Well I don’t know because he didn’t turn around. But throwing it was cool. Also the exploding was cool. There were at least three but less than four thousand visible pieces. It was very short. I didn’t see it all.

I was talking while I threw it. It was something about the ground. “It” refers to what I said. That might be obvious, though. Anyway I said something while I threw it on the ground. The video is called Throw it on the Ground. So if I say I threw it at the ground is that wrong? Well I didn’t say that. Anyway I might have said something about a birthday. The ground had a birthday in the video. Well maybe it didn’t. He just said Happy Birthday. To the ground. I wasn’t in the video. I was doing a thing like the video. In the video, the guy throws it on the ground. I did too. But not the same thing. I don’t think he threw an apple. It was a green apple, by the way. It wasn’t in slow motion. That was disappointing. I also expected it though. So I threw it and it exploded. Happy Birthday to the ground! So that was cool.

Sorry for the misleading title. I just wanted you to read it. I thought you would be interested. Actually, I’m not sorry. Ha ha, I win. You are a loser. Have a good day.

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2 responses to “All About the Girls I Had Sex With”

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    definitely not the author of this wespeak

    Jesus Christ. Who wrote this?

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    Anonymous

    …yeah, I take this back.

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