Mytheos is the ULF!

Or he could be, anyway. Maybe he was feeling particularly sarcastic one day and decided to write that silly manifesto that’s been floating around campus lately. I mean, what is the point of declaring revolution and then insisting on anonymity? Do they think they’re like Batman, and this is just part of the shtick? How can they possibly get popular support if they won’t tell anyone who they are? They’re just trying to attack what they essentially see as a mass conspiracy with their own pseudo-conspiracy. Until the ULF announces who they are, there really isn’t any point in discussing the actual contents of their letter.

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  1. Mytheos Holt Avatar
    Mytheos Holt

    I am not ultra-low frequency. Nor am I the ULF. In fact, I haven’t even read the “manifesto” of which you speak, and I am grateful for that. I trust you that it’s silly. Also, there’s a limit to my ability to make ridiculous things up about my opponents.

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