Dear fellow hooligans and hoodlums,
We are on a field of battle. “For what?” many will ask. Well I am not fighting for women’s rights or raising the minimum wage. Nor am I petitioning for Beta to be let back on campus or for printing to be single-sided. What we are dealing with here, folks, is the ENVIRONMENT.
That’s right, I’m doing something about it. My days of sitting in Olin being critical of Wespeaks instead of reading Durkheim for the third time are over. Miles Bukiet ’11 and I are on a mission, people. Incandescent light bulbs are history. We have ordered Compact Fluorescent Light Bulbs (CFLs) by the thousands, and will be distributing them through Reslife and our backbreaking labor. More news to follow, but get pumped up!!!
While most of the academic buildings on campus use CFLs presently, a survey of student housing found that most of student’s lighting is incandescent, so we will replace them for free! Damn straight, we rock.
We will be replacing 60 and 75 watt light bulbs with lower energy CFLs, and the lighting is warm and cozy, so don’t worry about that harsh stuff yo mama told you a fluorescent looks like.
So contact us at jwood@wes or mbukiet@wes if you want to criticize or to join in our campaign to get all incandescent light bulbs off campus by spring break, because you are either with us or against us. Word.
Now a few words from our president: “The future will be better tomorrow.” – George W. Bush. Well, we hope so. Thanks for listening.
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