Response to Klein

Dear Ed,

Thanks for the support.

-Albert

P.S. Can I borrow your Ouija board since you don’t need it? I’m hoping it can tell me how not to catch death while exposing my feet to winter’s wrath. But seriously, thanks for the recognition, even though you might not recognize me since I shaved my head. Don’t worry, it’ll soon be back, and I’ll soon be gone. I hope that won’t (and doubt it will) stop you from writing your ridiculous but enjoyable columns. Again, I am being serious here, I legitimately enjoy reading your columns. (Also I legitimately think they are ridiculous, BUT I recognize the ability of ridiculousness to make statements very effectively; as you may have noticed I try it a lot; see below.)

P.P.S. I also hope you’ll expand your definition of dancing. This is most definitely influence from my experimental music side (which perhaps you don’t consider music, in which case at least your definitions are consistent), but dancing as we do still constitutes dancing (unless you were being amazingly subtle and differentiating between dancing and boogie-ing, in which case I applaud you). And in our defense, we have some rhythm, but often work against it in the experimental spirit mentioned above. Ok, probably I have used enough of your time; if you ever want to boogie with us, let me know. Hope your weekend was enjoyable.

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