Responds To: “Bike”.
Last Seen: In a ditch near Nic 7.
Value: Sentimental.
Description: Metal frame. Two wheels. Wheels flat. One gear. Backwards pedaling to brake. Doesn’t go uphill. Uncomfortable seat. Broken reflectors. Chain often slips. Loose handlebars. Spraypainted green. Uneven paintjob.
Reward For Return: The satisfaction of knowing I won’t chase you down and beat you up if I see you on my bike. And cookie(s).
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