During this past weekend, it was my first trip back to good ‘ole WesU in a while. Driving up from Brooklyn, I was giddy as I was looking forward to grabbing some pizza at Guiseppe’s, getting bombed at a German Haus reunion, and reminiscing how much weed freshmen smoked. Unfortunately, it was disappointments all around.
Firstly, wassup with BOTH Sorrelle’s (now Gianni’s) and Guiseppe’s being sold!?!?
And that package store next to Neon being closed? Now why can’t any of our alumni dollars go to the worthy cause of rebuilding O’Rourke’s? I am positive many WesU alums had as much connection to these places as to Olin and SciLi. (By the way—Guiseppe’;s delicious tomato sauce is gone FOREVER! The sauce was very meh when I went on Saturday.)
Secondly, has WesU really become such a police state that even functions hosting alumni can’t serve alcohol? While at “Oktoberfest,” my hand almost froze off when I was digging around a cooler filled with St. Pauli’s Girl N.A., Non-Alcoholic Becks, and O’Doules to find ANY alcohol-filled brew. It was a sad moment when I actually hoped I could score at least one Natty Light. Then the hammer came down: someone told me about WesU’s new crackdown. YOOOOOOO!!! What f-bombed Oktoberfest doesn’t serve alcohol? Utter, utter B.S. It was like the Anti-Oktoberfest.
Lastly, wassup with all the dorks on campus. I mean, alright, it was Homecoming weekend, and lotsa parents were on campus, but WTF with this year’s freshmen? As I trolled through the freshman Fauver field dorm (coincidentally at around 4:20), I didn’t smell one whiff of herb. Argh! I mean, come on, were all the freshmen actually studying on Saturday?
Well enough complaints; just one question: WTF did I come home to during this past weekend?
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