Saturday, May 24, 2025



Gone too far?

Dear super-geniuses who’ve been spray painting “Gay Soldiers: a fetish gone too far” everywhere,

Thank you! I’ve always wondered if there was an effective way to take issue with someone’s views or decisions. Now I know all you have to do is attack them with outdated stereotypes based on their sexual orientation! It’s like when that radio guy called Condaleezza Rice an “Aunt Jemima,” and everyone who heard that thought to themselves, “This is a cogent point! I will cede my opinion!”

Stay kinky,
Alan Yaspan

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