No fan of the toes

I’m no fan of toes, to put it lightly. (The Lamisil ads in which a fungus guy flips up a toenail and goes beneath it make me dry heave.) But, come on, Malwina Andruczyk, sandals? Sandals are bad? Just don’t look down if you find them so offensive. They’re not going anywhere. They’re as much a part of summer as popsicles and sprinklers.

However, I say we all band together to stop Lamisil. I can’t open a magazine or turn on the television without freaking out. I e-mailed them but they haven’t e-mailed me back.