A Dispatch from Steve “Thesis Carrel 417” Aubrey

Things I Would Rather Talk About Than My Thesis

– My chances of catching the gastro in Weshop
– The deaths of my parents in a violent car accident
– My ex-girlfriend’s sex life
– The role of cladistics in the formulation of a comprehensive theory of evolution
– Catheters
– How funny I think bat jokes are
– Housing groups
– Genocide
– The weather

Things I Would Rather Talk About than Graduating and Having to Get a Job

– My thesis

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