Dear Boxmate,
Today is November 15th. You have not picked up your mail since school started.
There are TWO notices from the cashier’s office wanting you to sign something.
There is a copy of the phone book. There are 3 package slips – one for a package, one to get the mail I begged them to remove in September and one for the package that was returned to sender. There are also instructions on registering for classes, and a white envelope which I have not opened. It could be a paycheck!!!
Howabout if it’s not, but you agree to pick up your mail, I’ll give you $5? Howabout even if it IS, I will give you $5. There is no room in my mailbox for my mail, and of the 4 or 5 times I have asked Wesleyan Station to remove it, that has only happened once. Where are you Leah Friedman? Did you graduate? Are you being held captive in Bolivia? Are you elsewhere abroad? Are you afraid of paying for a lost mailbox key? Please, tell Wesleyan station of your whereabouts so I can stop getting bent magazines and false hopes of packages.
Best, Marianna
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