Point: Stable relationships are great. You get invited to parties as a couple, which annoys all your single friends, but is a funny joke between you and other stable couples you know. Then there’s the committed relationship secret handshake. You can make your whiny single friends stop whining by suggesting that their problems would go away if they just got a significant other, which is totally true. When Eclectic sells just a few more Sex Party tickets at Mocon, you don’t feel the need to crush small girls to get yours (you know who you are, asshole), because you’re going home with someone Saturday night, even if you don’t make the party. And best of all, when you run a sex-themed Ampersand, you don’t have to worry that a bunch of your writer-minions are getting more action than you are.
Love,
Johann
Counterpoint: I’m going to kill Johann in his sleep.
Love,
Katie
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