Thursday, May 15, 2025



The Eight-Year-Old Film Critic Reviews: Joss Whedon!!

If I could be anyone when I grow up I would be Spiderman. But if I could be 2 people I would be Joss Whedon. He has 2 lightsabers! I only have one. It is a broom. Sometimes I make the sounds with my mouth. Does Joss Whedon make the sounds with his mouth? The answer is maybe.

I saw Joss Whedon’s new movie last week. It was called Serenity. My old babysitter’s name is Serenity. She is a stripper now. I had to wait in line to see it. I ate a hot dog. I named the hot dog Peter!

The movie was good, but I fell asleep at the end. It was past my bedtime. I had to get up early too because Mommy said we had to move to a new house before the landlord woke up. I think he was mad at us.

After the movie I woke up. Joss Whedon was answering questions. I raised my hand but he did not call on me. My question was going to be about fish! Vampire fish! Joss Whedon was very funny. He even gave me a T-shirt! It is my third favorite T-shirt. My first favorite is my blue one with the elephant. My second favorite has buttons.

I gave Joss Whedon a high-five after the movie! His hand was moist but not wet!

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