Two Jews, a Catholic, a Unitarian, a Protestant, and an atheist walk into a newspaper office. “Let’s make fun of Passover this week,” says the atheist. The Catholic says, “I’ll do it if the Pope says I should.” The Protestant shrugs and says, “I’ll do it if the Pope is against it.”
“Well, I don’t know,” says the Unitarian. “All religious beliefs are equally valid expressions of the universal love spirit.” Turning to the Jews, she asks, “What do you guys think?”
No, wait, we got it wrong. Hang on. It’s the Catholic who says— no, wait. We can’t remember the… dammit. Anyway, it’s not that good a joke. But anyway the point is that the Jews say something funny and then they all make this page. But since we’re, like, a third Jewish, we’re allowed make jokes about it.
– Katie and Nat
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