Wow. I mean, wow. I didn’t know people could be such selfish pricks. I mean, I understood that in the scheme of things all people have their own self-interests at heart, but I thought at least that with some coaxing and logical advice collective groups of greedy college students could be contained and shown to work together for the better good. Instead, I discovered that when a fire alarm goes off at a party and a mob rushes to the coatroom, you assholes would instead elect to attempt to crush the yelling people that already FILL the room. Not only that, you’ll block the exit, preventing those people who already found their coats from escaping and allowing you to TAKE YOUR FUCKING TURN.
There were two of us standing up and cussing at you pricks to get back, form a line, go in on the right, leave on the left, slow down, stop pushing, etc. But perhaps five of you actually listened and some of you even had the balls to become indignant over the fact that I was pushing you away… so that PEOPLE WOULDN’T GET HURT! My mind drifts back to a stout dark haired girl going “oh no you don’t” as I pushed her scantily clad body out of the exit path. Well, I did, and next time I’ll hock a fucking snotball in your prissy bitchy face. Didn’t you hear the “STOP IT I’M BEING CRUSHED!” as you rabidly tried to wriggle through??
I’m still disgusted by the fact that you people couldn’t get your act together even after someone tried to organize the situation and blatantly yelled at you for hurting people. I thoroughly enjoyed listening to you all cry and moan when they threw your coats across the porch. If you had simply lined up to orderly pick up your items, with the help of the few good people who forfeited the search for their own coats to be the gopher for others, you wouldn’t have had to scrounge around in the dark for your precious goods. Next party, now being well schooled in the manners of the Wesleyan student body during emergencies, I’m bringing a bat and urine filled squirt gun. So think twice before you mob to crush your fellow students, and certainly before you give me some haughty self-entitled attitude as you attempt to find your cell phone by clawing across another human being. Assholes.
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