Why is “The O.C.” so shitty this season? I wanted to throw raw eggs at ResLife, but because there’s no parking for students at ResLife, I couldn’t throw them. Why does everyone I’m friends with have a weblog? Paris Hilton has my man.
I don’t get Wi-Fi connection in the periodicals room and it pisses me off. I’ve gotten lost in Hall-Atwater because all the hallways look them same. I got lost in the stacks and I thought I was going to die in the legal doc room.
Why is the only arts store in New Haven? Wespeaks don’t use enough fucking swears. Why is the thrift store owned by the old women closed?
What does open dialogue even mean? Bob’s Jewish! Ipod shuffles are really lame! Weshop hours during break suck! Why does everyone keep clinging to “Hey Ya!” I totally got ripped off paying for booze last weekend.
Paris Hilton’s new dog isn’t nearly as cute as the old one was. The Argus writes about Paris Hilton way too often. You lack discipline!
The entire Argus staff is single. This is true. Do something about it.
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