The Snails strike back

Following last week’s piece “Middlebury is Basically a Gigantic Piece of Shit,” Adam Freelander had the following very real IM conversation with a girl he knew from high school. She goes to Middlebury now (go snails!). Thanks for reading, Karin.

Karin: and really, my friend loathes wesleyan. b/c let’s see, b/c for 1, the naked dorm. for 2, obscene chalkings of profs in sexual positions, and 3 b/c it is the most intolerant school; apparently 39% of the student body claims to be afraid to express their liberal viewpts b/c they fear that they won’t be liberal enough

Adam: yeah, well your mascot is the snail. how dumb is that.

Karin: um, try the panther??

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