It’s that time again: flu season. You might be thinking that flu season started an awful long time ago, and you’d be right. But flu season is still with us, folks. The drastic weather fluctuations that have characterized this winter can wreak havoc on your immune system, if only because they’re so dang confusing. The best advice? Keep bundled up (be sure to carry a scarf for those midday cold snaps!) and get lots of vitamin C.
Also get lots of vitamin O: the Oscars (also orgasms)! Because watching bitter has-beens give statuettes to talentless sluts is the only known cure for the flu. Did you know Scarlett Johansson is pretty much the same age as us? She’s a lot more talented and gorgeous. All we’ve got is the flu.
Crying and shivering,
Katie and Nat
P.S. Williams loves bestiality.
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