Wesleyan, I hate it when we fight. I know you think I always make jokes at your expense and belittle you in front of my cooler friends. But it’s just because I love you, baby. I really do think it’s cute how your nose gets all crinkled when you’re collecting signatures at Mocon because you think it will actually help release political prisoners. And you’re so pretty in the morning while you’re walking home from WestCo in the same clothes you had on the night before.
Valentine’s Day has reminded me how good we have it. Brown wasn’t The One, baby, and I know that now. I’m sorry it took so long to realize this. Next to you, every other school looks like shit. And I’m not just saying that. Let me prove it.
Please accept this issue as an apology. I’ll never make fun of you again.
Undying love,
Katie and Nat
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