I’m so fed up with all you bleeding bunghole liberals complaining that Bush won the election. I am a proud member of DKE Brothers For Bush Who also Like Getting Reamed in the Cake and I think I speak for all of us when I say that you can be pro-Bush and love the ol’ sweet and salty serpent in your manhole. I mean, hellooo, didn’t you know that Boy George is like totz f’real homosexual? Have you seen his tailor? How can you not imagine that poofy-haired frog-lickin’ Parisian giving G Dubs the old tug n’ sprinkle? I imagine it just about every second of every day. So in conclusion, if you don’t like abortion, go live in Iraq with Al Quaeda, breeder.
I voted for Bush, and I’m gay
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