In preparation for this year’s WesFest weekend, the Office of Admissions sent a survey to all admitted students who expressed an interest in attending the event. The survey was focused on the interests of the admitted students; Admissions officials hoped to be able to tailor WesFest events to the desires of these pre-frosh. The Ampersand, being the mighty, throbbing news organ that it is, obtained a copy of the aggregate numbers culled from the survey. This fact-sheet also included a number of written comments given by the pre-frosh. The results are summarized below so that you, dear reader, may draw your own conclusions.
By far, the highest level of pre-frosh interest was concentrated in the areas of “Getting Fucked Up” and “Boning a Hot College Chick.” A full 76% of those surveyed expressed interest in one or both of these activities. A comment written by one male pre-frosh summarized these sentiments best: “Where the Devra at, yo?” he inquired.
Hot on the heels of these popular activites was the Wesleyan Investment Club’s seminar, entitled “Bonds and You.” It was later discovered that the survey sent to the admitted students included a typo which caused the seminar’s name to read “Bongs and You.” Of the students informed of the typo, 100% expressed interest in not going to the seminar, after all. 86% agreed that it sounded “pretty lame-ass,” and that they were “totally bummed.”
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