By the time you read this, you may well have failed your thesis. On the other hand, we here at the Ampersand are looking forward to getting back the many hours of slave labor our seniors once dedicated to our malicious pursuits. At the same time, we are also excited about the fresh spirits that will invade out campus this weekend. If you are a prefrosh and are reading this then a) you are very lost, and b) write for the Ampersand next year. Or now. Whatever.
In the spirit of Passeaster, we have sealed a peace bargain with Comics over shots of Bacardi Gold. They’re the Israelites and we’re Jesus. It works out in the end.
All the best,
Sascha and Johann
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