Editors’ Note

Time for another hard-hitting Amper issue. Today, we bring you the Barbie and Ken breakup, gay marriage, and, of course, Devra’s ass.

We hope you enjoy the issue, since the research for it involved traveling to San Francisco. We do feel sort of bad about taking away a valued marriage license from actual gay couples, but we felt the need to find out about the situation first hand. Our reception will be on Friday. Keep in mind as you write your Wespeaks that we are a satire page. Some of you have had trouble recognizing humor in the past, but we are convinced that this time you’ll see the light.

-Sascha and Johann

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