I am from a demographic often overlooked in these primaries: The 18 to 21 year-old hot-blooded-college-co-ed category. We can vote, but we aren’t old enough (or married-with-children enough) to be considered “soccer moms.” Since we’re in college, we’re pretty much invincible and/or apathetic, so none of those “key issues” all the candidates are talking about really matter to us right now.
The real issue for us is that we’re going to commit to four long years (and possibly eight) of staring at one of these candidates on TV. Let’s get a hot Democrat in the White House.
We had a nice thing going with Clinton, he had a charming way about him. And after he lost all that weight during the 2nd term, Clinton became even more attractive. But those beautiful bygone legacies of sexy Democratic Presidents (Roosevelt- Franklin, not Teddy-, Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, Gore) have been all but erased by the three years of staring at George “The Missing Link” W. Bush’s mug.
So, I am going to cast my non-binding District of Columbia primary vote in the direction of the hottest candidate running: John Edwards. He can tort me anytime he wants to. As an adorable, rough and tumble lawyer, he took on large corporations, evil empires, and friendly, caring family doctors. Hopefully, he will eventually take on me.
Bottom line is, Edwards has the boyish good looks and southern charm to win the primary going on in my pants. It gives me great pleasure to endorse John Edwards on behalf on the hot-blooded-college-co-ed caucus as the next, sexiest, Democratic presidential candidate ever!
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