Tuesday, July 22, 2025



Clearly, I’m the Real Blowdryer Boy

Hello, my name is Adam Johnson. I was appalled when I saw that I was mixed up with my hall mate Ross Berger. Also, I’m pretty sure I’ve got the best blowdryer on campus, so stop acting weird about it. I like it when my roommate comes back late so I have more alone time with my blowdryer. If you didn’t know, I’m quite good looking, and I play a mean banjo. Total babe magnet. I am from DC, which is the shit. I’m kind of a big deal around here. People say I’m the King of Foss. You probably have seen me playing guitar on the hill with my whistling southern roommate. Watch out Wes, here comes A-Bomb, the blowdry-loving, four-eyed musician. Clutch.

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2 responses to “Clearly, I’m the Real Blowdryer Boy”

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    Honey

    I found just what I was needed, and it was entertianing!

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