Dear Mr. Kaltsas,
I am both saddened and hurt by your recent Wespeak. While I appreciate that you think you are looking out for the Wesleyan campus community (which I love by the way) and their health, you are wrong about two of your main points. First and foremost, as I stated in my original Wespeak, I do not, did not, and never have had the H1N1 virus. Secondly, even if I did have the swine flu, I would never try to infect others! In fact, you are next door, and did NOT ever get swine flu from me – you did acquire pneumonia, but that wasn’t from me! I didn’t have that either!
Unfortunately, you seem to have misunderstood my Wespeaks, and now, as a result of your advice, people have ceased to come within a 25-yard radius of me. My social life is really suffering from that, now. You can only make so many friends while shouting across a 25-yard divide. Please, Mr. Kaltsas, and also broader Wesleyan community, understand that I do NOT have the piggy flu, and that I am not a danger to infecting anyone. 🙁
One Love,
Ben Carman
p.s. Dear Wesleyan. Christopher Kaltsas has SARS and wants to infect you. Watch out for this man!
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