Friday, May 23, 2025



Roommate Questionnaire

Worried that only three questions do not constitute a sufficient roommate screening process? Here are some ‘get to know you’ questions to assist the bonding.

1) “Never have I ever…”
2) DKE or BETA?
3) Do you prefer Orange juice with pulp, no pulp, or vodka?
4) Can I cry on your shoulder?
5) With which character from “The Breakfast Club” do you most identify?
6) Are you or have you ever been a communist? If not, please explain.
7) Are you or have you ever been a hipster?
8) Leave a ___ on the door if I would regret coming in…
9) I am Okay/Not Okay with drug dealing (please circle one).
10) How often do you masturbate?
11) Do you have a secret blog?
12) Are you Jewish? Yes (Circle one)
13) Are you from…
 -LA
 -New York
 -Newton, Mass.
14) Do you want to hook up?
15) Are you sure?
16) Where do you see this relationship going?… Please include in your 500 word-response a gender-neutral pronoun, an “LA-only” term, and one (1) Barack Obama.

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