Point: I Need More Points.
It’s spring at last. There’s no better time, not even at the beginning of the year, to sit out on your porch, roof, or porch-roof if you’re in Beta and check out the eye-candy strutting their stuff on the sidewalks of M-town. Of course, the most important question of all is what music to blast as you soak up the sun, the fun, and the tight, tan buns. Here are some sweet-ass suggestions.
It’s totally spring, and when it’s spring it means that nobody wants to do shit like write papers, do problem sets, prepare presentations, or make the Ampersand. Ah, spring, a time of difficulties and contradictions. Buy Honest Tea at Weshop or conserve points for later? Smoke some weed now or conserve the herb for later? Skip class today or conserve your self-allowed skips for later?
Ah, springtime, the perennial natural renaissance when the arboreal beauty surrounding us grows and blossoms into breathtaking maturation. Kinda like puberty, except I don’t go through spring four years after everyone else does. Haha! Seriously, what’s a scrotum?
1) The Weather Alhough talking about the weather any other time of year is taboo, perpetual disappointment warrants serious discourse: Fuck you, God. 2) Blossoming Trees and Flowers Outside my window, there is a beauteous tree that is in the middle stages of blossoming baby beauteous tree flower things (I’m no scientist), and every morning […]
Wesfest is this weekend. This issue comes out on Tuesday. An entire issue dedicated to prefrosh, but none of them will see it. That’s possibly the most amusing thing the Ampersand has done all semester. Take pity on us and save a copy for your prefrosh.
Read up on the weekend’s breaking news.
For too long the seedy underbelly of greed, corruption, and gang violence has gone unchecked during Wesfest. It’s no secret that the horrifying, and often violent, feud between Early Decision and Regular Decision prefrosh has a long and bloody history. The once uneasy tension has recently escalated to all an out listserv conflict.
In rather Xciting, Xtreme, Xoticizing-the-mutant-other news, the entire 2006 graduating class of Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters in Salem Center, New York will be attending Wesleyan in the fall and will make up the entirety of Wesleyan’s class of 2010, otherwise known as the "Class of X."
Letters to you (yes, you, prefrosh) from Ted Feldman and Andrew Bean ’09.