It’s totally spring, and when it’s spring it means that nobody wants to do shit like write papers, do problem sets, prepare presentations, or make the Ampersand. Ah, spring, a time of difficulties and contradictions. Buy Honest Tea at Weshop or conserve points for later? Smoke some weed now or conserve the herb for later? Skip class today or conserve your self-allowed skips for later?
Ah, springtime, the perennial natural renaissance when the arboreal beauty surrounding us grows and blossoms into breathtaking maturation. Kinda like puberty, except I don’t go through spring four years after everyone else does. Haha! Seriously, what’s a scrotum?
1) The Weather Alhough talking about the weather any other time of year is taboo, perpetual disappointment warrants serious discourse: Fuck you, God. 2) Blossoming Trees and Flowers Outside my window, there is a beauteous tree that is in the middle stages of blossoming baby beauteous tree flower things (I’m no scientist), and every morning […]
Counterpoint: I Have Plenty of Ideas For Ways to Get Food Without Points.
Point: I Need More Points.
Read up on the weekend’s breaking news.
For too long the seedy underbelly of greed, corruption, and gang violence has gone unchecked during Wesfest. It’s no secret that the horrifying, and often violent, feud between Early Decision and Regular Decision prefrosh has a long and bloody history. The once uneasy tension has recently escalated to all an out listserv conflict.
In rather Xciting, Xtreme, Xoticizing-the-mutant-other news, the entire 2006 graduating class of Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters in Salem Center, New York will be attending Wesleyan in the fall and will make up the entirety of Wesleyan’s class of 2010, otherwise known as the "Class of X."
Letters to you (yes, you, prefrosh) from Ted Feldman and Andrew Bean ’09.
By this point, you’ve already seen enough of Wesleyan to know that it’s the fucking best. I don’t know why they let you in, honestly, but you made it, kid. Since Wesleyan is the best school you got into (sorry to hear about Brown), you should already be planning for your academic career here. The hardest part of college is choosing a major… So here’s a rundown of the departments at Wesleyan.