More awesome vuvuzela-based music today. This one’s a superb piece of British rap featuring the fantastic lines: “Who developed the vuvuzela? / What a stupid fella / I’m sure musically you and I could do better / By amassing the larynxes of a thousand Japanese porn stars / and attaching that to an extractor fan.” Incredible.

Oh, and because it’s Monday, and about two hours before Spain plays our first real knockout game–A POR ELLOS! For Spain to qualify: we need to win both our next two games by relatively large margins to avoid Brazil in the round of 16 (i.e. not qualify second).

Oh, and one more thing: Iker Casillas shaved his beard. Good call. Here are two pictures that make my point.

RIGHT?! He looks SO MUCH BETTER without a beard; plus, it’s probably better for his subconscious, because he’s won almost everything WITHOUT the beard.

About Gabe Lezra

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Ezekiel 25-17.